No, seriously, we are a bunch of swearing motherfuckers here at la Chateau. We have been trying lately to not swear so much in her general direction but it is not really working out for us ( Read more... )

I finally got my hands on a copy of the latest Harry Potter book, and am halfway through it. I want to know why my conscience is telling me I should do the dishes instead of bloody reading all the message boards that i belong to. I ran the dishwasher 4x last week, I suppose that is why the electric bill is so high ( Read more... )

I've been busy lately, rotated the mattress, cleaned the bathroom, did my laundry, maybe later today i shall vacuum ( Read more... )

It is not my week to cook this time and i managed to brun my frozen pizza, char a cheese sandwich and on Sunday i set the microwave on fire tring to make popcorn! I couldn't even tell you how it happened, I set it using the popcorn button and went to change clothes. For whatever reason it did not pop, and i threw it away ( Read more... )

I am having trouble with the eletrical in this house, i cannnot turn on the lights in the bathroom, nor my stereo or alarm clock ( Read more... )

Once again it is time for the semi-annual cleaning of the closet and I wonder how many other dopers have issues with this! I want to know why i find myself hanging on to old magazines, clothes that i do not wear and books i do not really read.

Why is it that Newsweek gets pitched but a copy of Rolling Stone hangs on forfuckingever? Wish me luck.

I am getting a headache trying to upload my ChiDope Pics to any website, i am going to try to put them on MSN again tonight. I have them on a picture CD and it is totally pissing me off. I am not dumb, but i cannot do this, help! Am trying to find a hall for my sister's bridal shower and No One seems to be able to answer their phone anymore! What ( Read more... )